Lack Of Women Turns Tables On Suitable Boys

Long, twirling moustaches and bejewelled daggers are no longer enough for a man seeking to marry in India\’s desert state of Rajasthan, long considered a land of fearless warriors.
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A declining sex ratio in the state is prompting a girl\’s parents to spurn offers of marriage from men unless the potential groom\’s family also has a marriageable daughter for their son, the Sunday Express said.

That\’s the problem with women these days, they\’re not impressed by men with long twirling moustaches and bejewelled daggers anymore. Give me the good old days when I could walk into a club with my curly moustache and have to fight off the women with my ruby and emerald encrusted dagger.