Things I like to hear about: Six Stabbed At 1-Year-Old\’s Birthday Party

Six people were stabbed early Sunday during a melee at a 1-year-old\’s birthday party, police said. It apparently started when a downstairs neighbor went upstairs to complain about the noise.
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Police said they received several 911 calls around 12:45 a.m. They arrived at a two-family home on Crosby Street to find dozens of people running around in a thunderstorm. Some were screaming and bleeding.