I guess the Chinese Communist Party thinks Chairman Mao is too stodgy, as they\’re going to remake him as a hip hop artist in an attempt to appeal to young people. One of Mao\’s speechs will be set to music and released as an album to celebrate his 110th birthday. Weird.

Which reminds me, I picked up this nifty Mao watch when I was in China this summer. Now it can be Mao time, all the time! When I wear this watch, it\’s always Mao O\’Clock!