Simpsons-Related Dear Abby Column Pulled

The writer says her husband, Gene, gave her a bowling ball for her birthday — complete with the holes drilled to fit his fingers and embossed with his name. Undeterred, the woman decides to learn to bowl and heads to the local lanes, where she meets another man, Franco, who is \”kind, considerate and loving.\”

Abby\’s obviously not a Simpsons fan.