New
World Record in Hot Dog Contest. This dude nicknamed \”The Rabbit\”
won the contest. \”The Rabbit?\” What kind of nickname is that? Poor guy,
probably gets his ass kicked a lot. The dude who won the contest last
year is nicknamed \”The Terminator.\” He sounds like one of those muscle
assholes with the sleeveless shirts and the barbed wire tattoos around
his biceps. The second place dude is nicknamed \”The Big Banana.\” Heh
heh, I wonder why they call him that? The third place dude doesn\’t have
a nickname. Loser.
      Man, I want a cool nickname now. I
wanna be \”The Chief\” or \”The Dude\” or \”T-Bone.\” I\’m just rambling here,
nothing else to do at work. Maybe I\’ll go hit on that new intern who
doesn\’t talk much. Nah, I don\’t have the guts.