Despite its name, Jesus Christ Superstore sells action figures for all religions. Jesus himself comes with Ninja-Messiah throwing nails and a Death Killer-Cross pump action over-under shotgun, while Buddha is armed with a Magnum66 automatic Nirvana pistol and the Invincible Holy Orange Cape of Enlightenment. Collect \’em all!

See, that\’s the problem with being an atheist: we don\’t have any cool action figures.