I haven\’t visited SatireWire in a long time and I missed a lot of good stories:
Business Proverb \”Success Built On Failure\” Being Taken Much Too Literally, Study Says

…hundreds of dot-coms and other companies seem to have taken the phrase entirely too literally in the mistaken belief that the bigger the failure, the larger the eventual success.

AT&T; To Cut Workforce By 120 Percent

AT&T; plans to achieve the 100 percent internal reduction through layoffs, attrition and early retirement packages. To achieve the 20 percent in external reductions, the company plans to involuntarily downsize 22,000 non-AT&T; employees who presently work for other companies.

Investors Stunned To Learn Cisco Not Just Stock, Also Company That Makes Things
Heh heh, I actually work with Cisco routers in one of my classes.