Quarter of Brits think Churchill was myth

Britons are losing their grip on reality, according to a poll out Monday which showed that nearly a quarter think Winston Churchill was a myth while the majority reckon Sherlock Holmes was real.

Also, Brits believe that when the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Winston Churchill. Also, Winston Churchill does not sleep, he waits. And finally, Brits believe Winston Churchill doesn\’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.