If I ever wanted to buy a yacht I\’d get the Ariete Primo, a yacht disguised as a tugboat. The 43 year old tugboat was refurbished and now has luxurious cabins, a gym, and a spa. I always thought tugboats were pretty cool. I\’d disguise it even more though; scratch the paint, leave greasy ropes and chains lying around, hang old tires around the sides, hire some mangy sailors to stand around on the deck to add atmosphere.

What would be even cooler, though, is a yacht disguised as a pirate ship. How come no one\’s done that yet?