Penalty for Crossing an Al Qaeda Boss? A Nasty Memo

The Al Qaeda leader had learned that a subordinate had broken the rules repeatedly. So he did his duty as the feared military chief of a global terror network: He fired off a nasty memo.

In two pages mixing flowery religious terms with itemized complaints, the Egyptian boss accused the militant of misappropriating cash, a car, sick leave, research papers and an air conditioner during \”an austerity situation\” for the network. He demanded a detailed letter of explanation.

I bet he also CC\’ed everyone else in Al Qaeda including Osama.

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