Forget the bloody mary, just give me the blood

Li Man-yiu, 29, told a court Monday he was \”extremely thirsty\” when he staggered into a hospital on September 13 for treatment for an injured toe…

Surveillance cameras showed Li \”walk up to the laboratory counter, take three tubes containing blood samples, drink the contents of two and then dump the vials in the lift lobby.\”

Good thing he didn\’t stagger into a sperm bank by accident.