Trial of \’Chess Board Killer\’ begins in Moscow

After his arrest last year, investigators said he claimed to have marked off the squares on a chess board, a square for every victim, with a goal of filling all 64 squares. The Russian news media promptly assigned him a new name: the Chessboard Killer.

I have 2 punchlines for this:
1. At first they were going to call him the Checkers Killer, but that\’s kind of wussy.

2. They would\’ve called him the Checkers Killer but the press is saving that name in case someone kills Chubby Checker.