\’Survivor\’ Gets 51 Months in Tax Case

Richard Hatch, who won $1 million in the debut season of \”Survivor,\” has been sentenced to more than four years in prison for failing to pay taxes on his reality TV prize and other income.

U.S. District Judge Ernest Torres said he believed Hatch had repeatedly committed perjury on the witness stand during his trial in January.

Unfortunately, immunity challanges won\’t protect him from ass rape.