…and now a random fact about Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

This site rocks. Here\’s what I submitted:

When Howard Carter opened King Tutankhamun\’s tomb, Chuck Norris leapt out and roundhouse kicked him for disturbing his rest.