Last week the NYPD arrested a man in possession of the first stolen Segway. The guy, Yili Wang, bought it for $75 from another man who was pushing the Segway cause the keys were missing. The police set up a sting when Wang contacted a Segway expert online to help get it working again.

Wang, a finance major, claimed that he did not know what the Segway was when he bought it, but purchased the item \”because I thought it was cool.\”

Ok, who the hell is this guy that he doesn\’t know what a Segway is? It\’s been all over tv, internet, newspapers and magazines for the past year. And he\’s from New York! It\’s not like he lives out in the sticks. I\’ll bet even Stuck-In-The-80s-Guy knows what a Segway is by now.