Man Wakes, Speaks After 19 Years in Coma

The last time Terry Wallis was conscious of the world around him, Ronald Reagan was president, Bill Clinton was the governor, the Soviet Union was the enemy and the World Trade Center still stood.

Oh man, there\’s enough material here for a whole week\’s worth of jokes.

So Stuck-In-The-80s-Guy wakes up and the first thing he says is \”I gotta get out of this hospital gown. Where are my stonewashed jeans, Thriller t-shirt, headband, LA Gear sneakers, and Members Only jacket with the sleeves rolled up?\”