So here\’s an interesting variation on the speakers-from-a-van scam. I went to the bank at lunch and a van pulled up next to me while I was walking through the parking lot. The driver asked if I speak Italian, and I thought, do I look like I speak Italian? I just said no and he launches into his spiel in a ridiculous Italian accent: he\’s a businessman, he\’s returning to Italy tonight, he has some leather jackets leftover, would I like to buy one? I declined and he sped off. I guess I look gullible.