The Human Swiss Army Knife. This dude carries around 1300 items with him:

\”It all began very gradually about 10 years ago. First of all it was a screwdriver, then a pair of scissors, then some snack-bars and a torch … just in case,\” says Eric, who refuses to give his family name.

But quickly the backpack which he used became too heavy, so he decided to \”integrate my things about my person\”.

The result is a sartorial tool-kit comprising a panoply of pockets, folds and attachments that puts any one of 1,300 items within immediate hand\’s reach.

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Elsewhere he carries a shaving kit, comprehensive first aid gear, a mini-saw, blow-up mattress, spare batteries, a change of clothes, a water-pouch, a water-filtering unit, soldering iron, tape-measure, digital camera …

Let\’s just be glad he\’s not a nudist.