Ex-Sierra Leone Dictator Broke, Living With Mom. This article is just filled with great quotes.

It was well before noon and the former president was doing what he often does on weekdays: Joking around with friends, playing checkers and sipping diligently on a plastic cup of palm wine, a cheap and highly potent alcoholic brew.
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Gone are the crisp military fatigues, new suits and wraparound sunglasses. In their place: A baseball hat worn backward, a Bob Marley T-shirt, dark green shorts and a pair of Nike sneakers.
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Last year, the government called on citizens not to throw stones at the former head of state, who without a car, was wandering around Freetown on foot.

Ha ha, loser. Even I have a car.