The Origami Boulder Company sells the one origami model that I can actually make.

Q: What is the haiku option?
A: You don\’t know nothing about anything! Haiku is Japanese poetry. It goes with wadded paper because Origami is also Japanese. Don\’t you understand anything about other culture? People on Internet are so stupid sometimes, but not the ones who buy wadded paper origami boulder with haiku!!!
Q: But how can I read the haiku if the paper is in a boulder shape?
A: You can\’t, but it there. What is the sound of one hand clapping, dumb dumb?

Looks like it\’s actually for real cause the PayPal links actually work. I dare you to buy one.