Religious Merger Creates 900 Million Hinjews

Hinjews across the world, meanwhile, said they also were too busy dealing with integration to worry about Pakistanis, Palestinians, or any other opponents.

\”Surprisingly, it\’s not the big issues, like is there one God or are there many? It\’s the little things,\” said New York City Hinjew Nathan Feldman. \”Like my Hindu half acknowledges that this world is full of suffering, but my Jewish half just goes on and on about it.\”