Interesting article about Accubuilt, a company which makes hearses and limousines out of Cadillacs and Lincolns. The finished vehicle is actually stronger and tougher than the original. My favorite part is this quote: \”They also custom install just about anything the buyer wants, from flat screen panel displays to chandeliers.\” Just once in my life I\’d like to see a hearse with a chandelier inside.

On a related note, there\’s a limo rental company in the same office park where I work and they have a stretch limo monster truck. Seriously, it\’s a raised 40-foot-long pickup truck with giant monster truck tires, a couple dozen headlights, and a cute little flatbed in the back. The bastards park it across 6 slots.