Continuing yesterday\’s post…

Inventor Unveils Machine That\’s Not A Goddamn Scooter, Ok?

Sawyer: Well, we\’re out here on the street with Dean Kamen, who invented this revolutionary new scooter. Mr. Kamen, this looks like great fun. What\’s this scooter called?

Kamen: It\’s not a scooter.

Amazing New \”Segway Human Transporter\” Apparently Not Tested For Acronym

\”I can\’t believe this Segway Human Transporter!\” said ABC\’s Diane Sawyer. \”It\’s so fun and stable and quiet! Wow. Segway Human Transporter.\”

(Just think about it)