So, my car is fixed. It turns out the battery was cracked! Yup, two big cracks right on the top, plus those caps had popped off and there was battery acid or whatever on the bottom of the hood. I don\’t know how the hell it happened, cause my car was working fine just an hour before. My parents came down Saturday and we went to a Pep Boys and got a brand new battery. And then I went home for the weekend.