I almost forgot to mention this gem from last week\’s Onion:
Bush Finds Error in Fermilab Calculations

\”It\’s true, I dabbled in the higher maths during my Yale days,\” said Bush, who spent three semesters as an assistant to Drs. Kasha and Slaughter at Yale\’s renowned Sloane High-Energy Physics Lab. \”But I didn\’t have the true gift for what Gauss called \’the musical language in which is spoken the very universe.\’ If I have any gift at all, it\’s my instinct for process and order.\”

Continued Bush: \”As much as I enjoyed studying physics at Yale, by my junior year it became apparent that I could far better serve humanity through a career in statecraft.\”