So an email virus is going around, and the message looks something like this:

Hi! How are you?

I send you this file in order to have your advice.

See you later. Thanks.

It does random things like filling up your hard drive, deleting all your files, or sending one of your files to someone else. Like most viruses, it spreads through a person\’s Outlook address book.

So I was feeling sad because I hadn\’t received it yet, which meant nobody has me in their address book, which means nobody ever emails me. I spent most of the day feeling depressed and lonely cause no one likes me. I\’m such a loser.

But then, tonight, when I checked my email, I got the virus! Somebody has me in their address book! I feel much better now. Yay for me! I\’m a winner! Getting email viruses makes me feel all warm inside.