Remember those two jackoffs who wanted sponsors for their college education? Well, they actually went and sold out. First USA, a credit card company, is sponsoring them for a full year of college. In exchange, they have to \”spread the First USA-sponsored message of smart budgeting and financial responsibility. Among other things, they will make campus appearances, serve on a student advisory board and publicize financial tips for students on their Web site. In the meantime, of course, they are also attracting millions of dollars in free publicity with an image that is cool, blond and young.\” They also have the First USA logo on pretty much everything they own. I hope these guys are happy. They\’ve sold their souls to an evil much worse than the devil.