This dude at Arizona State University wrote about the stupid things his roommate \”Matt\” did. For example,

\”He insists that we lock the door when we use the bathroom. Well, because it hard to tell if someone is in the bathroom when the lights magically turn on and there is water flowing, theses things I guess happen at random where he comes from. Anyways, once in a while we forget to lock the bathroom door, and no matter if the lights are on, the shower is running, or the toilet is flowing, he\’ll walk right in.\”

Heh heh, Matt would probably piss me off too. He reminds me of this guy who lived across the hall from me 2 years ago. He was majoring in some kind of engineering and he had a dinky old Macintosh computer, the ones from the 80s with a built-in 9 inch monitor and it couldn\’t do shit. He had a nasty habit of picking his teeth while he was eating and wiping the food remnants on a napkin. He\’d also walk around with his shirt sleeves rolled up to show off his \”biceps.\” Who was he showing off to, us?

One of my roommate\’s this year(the same guy who lost my camera) is kind of slow too. He\’ll take something out of the fridge, open it, start eating it, and then realize it\’s not his food. And every time he goes to the market he buys about 12 frozen pizzas and 20 frozen dinners and fills up the freezer with them so the rest of us can\’t put our stuff in the freezer.

5 more weeks…