Man, I\’m bored. Stupid Saturday nights. I need a girlfriend. I need someone to hang out with. I need a girl to watch movies with me on the couch. I need a girl to drive around aimlessly with me and listen to music. I need a girl to hang out with me in coffeeshops so we can look sophisticated together. I need a girl to go bowling with me and laugh at the funny bowling shoes. I need a girl to suggest things to do when we\’re bored on a Saturday night.