A few months ago I bought some badass black CDRs. They\’re pitch black on one side, shiny on the other. I assumed, naturally, that you\’re supposed to burn the shiny side, right? So for 2 months I thought they were all fucked up cause I couldn\’t burn them. I\’ve been trying to get rid of them, but nobody wants any. Anyway, my brother asked his loser friends and they say you burn the black side. Sure enough, when I burned the black side they work perfectly.

So now I have my bitchin\’ music on my badass black CDs. And I have 24 more blank discs I need to fill up with evil music.