In my astronomy class there\’s a cute girl who, as it turns out, lives in the same housing complex as me. So today we were coming back from class together – well, not \”together\”, she was a few steps ahead of me and we just happened to be going to the same place – and we both stopped by the mailboxes. I thought, here\’s the perfect opportunity to talk to her, and we\’ll fall in love and live happily ever after, right? Come on! If you\’ve been reading this blog you know me better than that. Of course I chickened out as usual.
    I was all set to say something witty like \”Hey baby, aren\’t we in the same astronomy class?\” (well, I was still debating the \”baby\” part). At the last minute I froze and didn\’t say anything at all, ignoring her instead. Ugh. She left and I left and we went our separate ways.
    I think I was afraid I wouldn\’t have anything else to say after my suave opening line. It would\’ve been something lame like \”What do you think of Uranus?\” And then I would\’ve slinked away and she\’d think I\’m a lame, dull, boring person. Yep, that\’s the kind of ladies\’ man I am.