Why do we only wear costumes during Halloween? I think life would be a lot more fun if we wore costumes more often. Come on people! I want to see vikings at Christmas parties. Fuck that pilgrim shit, dress up as a pirate at Thanksgiving dinner. Liven up Easter with a good devil costume(I mean Lucifer, not Bill Gates).

I\’m going to buy the leather headgear World War 1 pilots wore, with the goggles and the scarf, and I\’m going to wear all that whenever I drive anywhere. That would make anyone smile during rush hour.