How to give librarian scabs a hard time. \”Call the Library and ask the most outrageous, hard to answer questions possible…..questions that will take a long time to research.\” My personal favorites:

-What was the official cause of death for Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols? (Johnny\’s not dead…..Sid Vicious is. But do YOU think that a library scab would know that?)
-What are the movies in which both Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn appeared?

[ From librarian.net ]