What\’s with those guys who rest their sunglasses on the backs of their heads when they\’re not using them? What the fuck is that? Is it faster than just pushing them up on top of your head? Is it symbolic of having eyes in the back of your head?

For example, I was lounging in class this morning, bored out of my mind, when suddenly the guy sitting in front of me woke up, looked around, then unfolded his stylish sunglasses and put them directly on the back of his head. I just wanted to slap the guy. \”Either wear them right or just put them in your pocket,\” I wanted to say.

Some trends just really piss me off.