From the name you might expect the Optimus keyboard to transform into a robot or something, but no, it just has some freaking sweet OLED screens for each key. The keyboard configuration can be changed for specific programs like Photoshop and Quake. Of course, now you have to be even more careful you don\’t spill stuff on your keyboard.

One of my pet peeves is when, in a movie, you have a scientist who gives a really technical explanation of something, and then someone else says \”In English, doc.\” Oh, you want it in English huh? \”Go fuck yourself you retard.\”

Baby Among 5 Hurt in N.Y. Market Collapse

Am I the only one who misunderstood this headline the first time I read it?

Shit, these photoshopped pictures of girls to make them look more \”angelic\” really fucking creep me out. That\’s gonna replace the whale in my nightmares.
[ From Boing Boing ]

Couple Sentenced for Hiring Son a Stripper

A couple pleaded guilty Thursday to hiring a stripper for their son\’s 16th birthday party and were sentenced to two years probation.
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The parents hired the stripper to perform at a September party attended by about a dozen young people.

They\’re either really bad parents, or the greatest parents in the world.