Scientist Splits Atom, Finds Toy Prize Inside

\”It was just a cheap plastic clicker you use to make cricket sounds, and it broke, like, the second time I used it, but it was the surprise I found most satisfying,\” said Prof. Harold Lumiere of the Princeton Plasma Physics Laboratory.

This totally clear computer case looks like it has tons of potential for modding. I\’d paint the inside of the case black and get a mirror-like paintjob. The makers were very thorough, as even the rubber feet on the bottom are clear.

Damn, I just realized I missed the 2nd anniversary of this weblog. I wanted to make a new design to celebrate, like last year. But I dunno, I haven\’t felt like designing anything lately. I\’m bummed out from job hunting. I like this design too. Maybe I\’ll do a redesign later in the year, like after I\’ve found a job.

Player Banned After Testicle Biting

St. Kilda AFL player Chad Davis, playing for Springvale, suffered a perforated scrotum and lost a small amount of blood, a club doctor told the VFL tribunal in Melbourne. He also needed a tetanus injection.

Filandia told the tribunal he could not breathe when he became entangled with Davis and bit him as a reflex action.

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In a similar case last year, former rugby league international John Hopoate was banned by the Australian National Rugby League for 12 weeks after poking a finger up the backside of an opponent.

Ewwwww. And I thought wrestling was homo-erotic.