In recent weeks the events of September 11th have been used as a universal excuse, sometimes even for things that have no relation to the attacks. Companies say they\’re laying off thousands of workers because of the attacks. Credit card bills are late cause of the attacks. Hell, even the poor box office performance of movies are blamed on the attacks.
I\’m gonna do this too. From now on, I\’m gonna blame everything on September 11th.
\”Hey Evan, why did you shit in the sink?\”
\”September 11th, man.\”