Remember that Play-Doh toy where you put a lump of Play-Doh inside, push on the lever and a long piece comes out in the shape of the stencil? The, uh, Turd Twister is a similar product for feces. Fun for all!

McDonald\’s lost a court battle with a Chinese restaurant chain called McChina over the \”Mc\” prefix. That\’s pretty cool, but why would anyone willingly call their restaurants McChina? Everyone\’s gonna think it\’s mediocre mass-produced Chinese food.

A Philadelphia woman did a striptease at a Harry Potter showing full of children.

…moments later the woman completed her striptease, unzipping the suit to her waist and pulling it off to expose a white, lacy bra. Then she started dancing around.

…

\”Tell your boyfriend to fuck you because all you need is some dick,\” she said to a woman who seemed to be with her. \”You need some dick.\”

Awesome.

Interesting article about Disneyworld\’s 802.11b wireless network. The primary purpose is to allow customers to use credit cards to buy stuff anywhere in the park.
[ From Slashdot ]

This article says that atheists feel excluded and discriminated against in the aftermath of the terrorist attacks.

Statements by politicians and entertainers have equated terrorist attacks to atheism and an absence of moral values.

Personally, I don\’t feel left out. If some people need support from a higher power right now, good for them. I don\’t, and I never have.

There\’s a lot of ignorant comments about atheism out there, but they don\’t bother me too much. I\’m not terribly concerned with what these people (who believe in a magical being who lives in the sky, is all-knowing and ever-present, and needs money) think about me.

Captions for a Cartoon.
[ From Kottke.org ]

Translations of unreadable metal band logos. My personal favorite: \”Captain Sphinctarius and The Rectal Raiders\”
[ From Scrubbles.net ]

001Coty is a new perfume that smells like static electricity. Yeah, that\’s just what we need. Now we\’ll have smelly pricks who stink of fried motherboard.

Remember that hoax picture circulating around a few weeks ago of the tourist on top of the WTC with the airplane behind him? The real tourist guy finally came forward and included other pictures of himself as proof. I bet that\’s the last time he ever posts pictures of himself on the internet.

Berliners Smash Up Junk Cars to Beat Stress

Andreas Schmidtke, managing director at the Autopresse Tempelhof, said for $2 customers can swipe at junk cars with a sledge hammer for up to an hour. He said most had left with a smile after just 10 minutes of destruction.

You can also do this for free in some parts of L.A.