• Is Your College Campus Complete?
    Heh, it\’s funny cause it\’s true.

  • Metallica
    Delays Recording As Frontman Enters Rehab

    Metallica lead
    singer and guitarist James Hetfield has entered a rehabilitation facility to
    undergo treatment for alcoholism and other addictions, the hard rock band
    said Thursday on its official Web site.

    You just know they\’re
    going to somehow blame this on Napster. \”Yeah, man, I started drinkin\’ cause
    of them fuckin\’ mp3s and all the money we was losin\’.\”

  • One of the few things I learned in computer science classes is that random number generators aren\’t really random. They use special algorithms that generate numbers that appear to be random. Hotbits, however, generates strings of numbers that are truly random. I don\’t fully understand the process, but they do it by \”timing successive pairs of radioactive decays detected by a Geiger-Müller tube interfaced to a computer.\” So now when you do a Lotto QuickPick, you have greater chances of actually winning!

  • Thank god for crackers: Windows XP Activation Cracked: Totally, Horribly, Fatally.

  • Peanut butter slices sounds like a pretty cool idea. They come individually wrapped, like slices of cheese. This is probably a dream come true for you people out there too lazy to actually spread peanut butter on bread. I wonder how they\’re going to keep the peanut butter from sticking to the wrapper, though.

  • And now for my daily whining:

    It\’s the 3rd week of summer school, meaning it\’s half over. My stupid 2.5 hour math class is getting really tedious. I\’m tempted to skip class tomorrow but I can\’t cause we have to turn in homework which I haven\’t done yet. Ah well, 3 more weeks…

    This concludes my daily whining.

  • 20-Year-Old \’Has Tongue Bitten Off During First Ever Kiss\’
    I don\’t know which is weirder: the fact that the guy\’s tongue was bitten off, that the woman he was kissing is 56 years old, or that the woman was charged with acts of sorcery.

  • Here\’s a pretty inventive way to smuggle yourself into the US.

  • I think Final Fantasy could\’ve been so much better. The CGI and animation were flat out amazing. There were some scenes where the characters could\’ve easily passed for real human beings. The plot, however, was kind of weird and didn\’t make much sense. The dialogue could\’ve used some work too. Anyway, at least it was nice to look at.

  • I\’m about to go see Final Fantasy with my roommates and a couple car loads of their friends. I don\’t know any of them, so this\’ll be interesting…