Here\’s some interesting reading: Everything you always wanted to know about time travel.

I just got back from Albertson\’s (the one that was robbed a few weeks ago). I hate driving at night when it\’s cold. My windows get fogged up and I can\’t see anything. So I do what I always do when I can\’t see, I swerve wildly. Luckily my car wasn\’t damaged.

For a moment, just a brief, tiny, miniscule moment, I thought Time Travel Agency actually offered trips through time. I\’m disappointed now.

Goddamn, I get home from class and ants are all over my desk. They were eating my Cheetos. What the fuck? Hey! Stupid ants! There\’s no sugar in Cheetos.

More cool Lego models: The Mars Rover.

This guy\’s really dedicated. He built a 6\’ x 8\’ mosaic of the Mona Lisa out of Legos. From far away it looks good, but close up it really…um, pixely. He even built a frame for it!

God, I love America: Gun Raffle Aims to Trigger Voter Turnout. Voters in Atlanta have a chance to win a raffle for a 12 gauge shotgun.

Mideast Violence Erupts Over Shortage of Sony Playstations.

\”This is more important than the fight for a Palestine homeland, we\’re talking 128 bit 3D graphics with a screaming processor for the ultimate video games.\”

Amen, brother.

Also, scroll down and you\’ll see \”Russian Hackers Correct Bugs in Microsoft Office Software.\”

So you\’re starting an emo band and you can\’t think of a good name? Try The.Emo.Band.Name.Generator.
[ From Ninjakitten ]

Media: Typos In Microsoft Earnings Release! Reminds me of those jackoffs who correct everyone\’s grammar and spelling.