Horror Spoof Will \”Shriek\” On Cable. I saw this movie the first time it came out, when it was called Scary Movie.

Elephant Captured After Leaving Manure Trail.

\”Thai police said Friday they had captured a cow elephant…\”

What the hell is a cow elephant? An elephant you can milk? The result of a bizarre genetic experiment? I\’d like to see a cow elephant.

If you have some free time you might want to make your own bondage pants.

My roommate told me the Albertson\’s down the street (the one I always go to) was robbed yesterday. Apparently 2 guys wearing Scream costumes (how cliche) knocked out a clerk or something and emptied out the safe. Except for the clerk getting hurt, it\’s pretty cool actually. Nothing like that ever happens in Irvine. I\’m willing to bet it was initiation for some stupid frat.

Overheard in the computer lab tonight:

\”We should ask that chick in leather. Chicks in leather know cool stuff.\”

The Recording Industry\’s SDMI protection scheme was hacked. So I guess some hackers ignored the boycott of the SDMI hacking challenge. Anyway, take that RIAA!

What the hell? Prison Guards Charged in Sperm-Smuggling Caper. That\’s a new one.

Ha ha, oh my god, this is hilarious. They also showed the cleanup.

More quotes from astronomy class today:

\”This is a picture of Uranus.\”

Heh heh heh. I feel like Beavis and Butthead.

I think \”Mr. T and the Women\” would make a much better movie.