Woohoo! One of my programming assignments, which was originally due tomorrow, is now postponed to next Tuesday. I feel great right now. Of course, that just means I\’ll start it Monday night. When will I ever learn?

Tomorrow there\’s a job fair on campus. Lots of high tech, computer-sciency companies will be here. The CIA was even here last year, that was kind of cool. Somehow they knew my name before I introduced myself.

I\’m gonna pass out resumes and try to get a cool job. I suppose I\’ll have to dress slightly better than I usually do. I\’m not gonna wear a full suit though, that\’s a little too pathetic. Guys who wear suits to a job fair have \”Butt kisser\” written all over them.

Here\’s a good article examining the usefulness of PDAs. I was thinking of getting one, but the more I thought about it the more I realized that I\’d never use it. I had a daily organizer in high school; I used it for a month and then said \”fuck it\” and threw it in the bottom of my locker.

Heh heh, ABCs for the 21st century.
[ From pixelated vision ]

Cyclist Picks a Fight with 100 Cars. This cyclist was pissed off at cars so he smashed 100 windows with an ice pick. Right on!

Slow morning. I can\’t find anything good to post. I\’m at work right now and there\’s a workshop going on next door. I can hear the lecturer through the partition and he sounds so boring. I bet if I looked in the room all the people would be sleeping. Shit, he\’s making me sleepy too.

Massachusetts universities require students to buy and use laptops. It\’s kinda cool, I think, except they might have problems with people who can\’t afford laptops. I don\’t think laptops would be useful in every class either. I mean, do you really need a computer for…say, Russian literature?
[ From Slashdot ]

Ha ha, I love this English to Leet translator. Check out this translation of this post:

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[ From Re-Run ]

Yesterday I went to Second Spin, this used record store in Costa Mesa. Usually they don\’t have anything I want, but this time I lucked out. I think some dude sold his Skinny Puppy collection, as there was 5 or 6 albums on the rack. I bought 2 cause I have the other ones already.

Then I realized I\’m almost done with my Skinny Puppy collection. I just need 2 more albums and I have to replace another album I leant to a friend and never got back. After that my life has no more purpose. I\’ll have no reason to go on living.

Well, I suppose I could get all the singles after that. Then maybe all the bootlegs. Yeah, that\’s it! My life has renewed meaning! I want to live again!

I don\’t understand, all my roommates are guys yet whenever I go in the bathroom the toilet seat is always down.