Parents\’ Record Collection Deemed Hilarious. My favorite quote:

\”At turns atrocious, tasteless, tepid, and self-parodying…\”

Sports Official Dies After Being Struck by Hammer. The story never says what sport.

Pranksters Roll Out Fake Stars for Film Fest. These guys are going to place fake celebrities at the Toronto Film Festival. Brilliant! That\’s exactly the kind of thing I wanna do when I grow up.

I got my new camera today. Well, new used camera, I mean. I don\’t have any lenses yet, but luckily my school\’s photo department rents equipment. Also got my groovy lava lamp today. I love getting stuff in the mail.

Skipping rapidly to another subject, I can\’t believe summer\’s over. I didn\’t do anything. Didn\’t even meet any cute girls. I should go on a road trip or something. Like, a crazy drunken road trip with booze and drugs and cute girls and stolen money and illegal fireworks and a talking car and a midget biker gang and redneck cops and UFOs and Elvis. Ok, I was getting a little out of hand there. Forget the drugs.

Ugh, another dull night. I need some excitement in my life. I need to join a gang or something.

What the fuck? I keep getting hits from people doing AOL searches for Boneland.com. I don\’t believe that that many people are searching for Boneland. I hope they\’re not all from the same guy. But if they are: Hey dude, just go to Boneland.com. It\’s not that hard to remember.

Now that I think about it, the G4 Cube does look like a tissue box.

Damnit. I won a Nikon FM camera body on eBay, and it arrived on Friday. But I went home for the weekend and I don\’t know where the hell my roommates were, so nobody was home when the mail dude came by. So now I have to wait till Tuesday to drive down to the post office to pick it up. I want it now, damnit. Now now now!

Sometime on Friday I reached 1000 hits! Woohoo! Little milestone there.