• My astronomy professor said the most random thing today. Right in the middle of lecture he goes, \”It feels like my shoes are untied but they aren\’t,\” and then he continued on about Copernicus.

    Then, right at the end of my operating systems class, the professor wrote his home address on the board and invited everyone to play beach volleyball on Saturday. I think it\’d be really uncomfortable if we showed up and he was wearing a speedo. Ewwww…

  • Possibly the only reason to use the Paperclip assistant in MS Word.

  • This briefcase tagging machine is very clever. It\’s a little machine that sprays paint through a stencil, all neatly concealed in a hand-made briefcase.

  • Next Monday Front 242 is playing at the Galaxy, which is pretty close to here. Hopefully I won\’t have any homework or anything due the next day.

  • In my fridge I have 1 egg that\’s expired 6 days. It\’s probably still ok to eat, but it would be much more fun to throw into the (empty) parking lot across the street. Hee hee. Kids, don\’t follow my example.

  • The Samsung Yepp E64 mp3 player also looks very nice. Although, from the review, I\’m not sure whether it uses SmartMedia cards or some proprietary thing.
    \”Hey, is that an mp3 player?\”
    \”Yepp, sure is.\”

  • The HipZip mp3 player by Iomega looks pretty neat. It uses 40 mb Clik disks, and at $10 each they\’re way cheaper than the SmartMedia cards used by other mp3 players.

  • When I go to my astronomy class I have to pass through the area where all the frats and sororities have their little tables set up, trying to recruit people. I hate going through there. It\’s like high school all over again, all the pretty people with their little cliques. I\’ve noticed the greeks actively try to recruit all the good-looking people that pass through. They\’ll invite them to parties, they\’ll talk about how much fun they have and how much beer they drink, they\’ll go on and on about their frat and sorority bullshit. I\’ve also noticed they never talk to me. They\’ll pass out flyers to everybody walking by except me. Maybe I\’m just a bitter and jealous dork, maybe not. All I know is, I hate fraternities and sororities more than ever.