I like this website about the development of the Resolve system. It\’s a simple idea, adding handwritten notes to pictures, but it looks so cool.

Shit, I\’m at work right now and I keep falling asleep in my chair. It\’s not a very comfortable chair either. I think I\’m gonna leave early today.

Visiting Gore Calls Pennsylvania \’A Hellhole\’.

\”And what\’s the big deal with the cheesesteak sandwiches? They taste like shit. I wouldn\’t feed them to the dogs they\’re probably made out of.\”

Did you ever see these people who drive with their headlights on in the daytime, because they think it\’s safer? You know what would be fun? To smash head-on into a guy like that, just to show him that his idea doesn\’t work.

On the hotel \”How-did-we-do?\” form, write, \”The maid offered to blow me for some candy,\” and \”The room service waiter thrust his hand down my pants and manipulated my schwanz.\”

God, I love George Carlin.

After 3 years of college I finally get a cool assignment. For my technical writing class, we have to build something with 20-30 Lego pieces. Then we have to write directions on how to build it without using pictures. That\’s gonna be so much fun. Lego\’s are the greatest toy in the world. I had all the cool space sets, including that big monorail. I think my mom gave all my Legos away to one of my loser cousins.

Man, I really wish someone would make an Electronic Fart Detector. Ah, here we go.
[ Believe it or not, this link came from my new boss ]

How to give librarian scabs a hard time. \”Call the Library and ask the most outrageous, hard to answer questions possible…..questions that will take a long time to research.\” My personal favorites:

-What was the official cause of death for Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols? (Johnny\’s not dead…..Sid Vicious is. But do YOU think that a library scab would know that?)
-What are the movies in which both Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn appeared?

[ From librarian.net ]

Weird, it\’s 3:00 AM and I\’m not the least bit tired. I think I\’m turning into a mutant. Yep, 4 hours till I need to wake up.

Ha ha, they had it coming: Record Co\’s Sued Over CD Prices.

My roommate was so bored today he made bread. He says the bread sucks too. I\’ll take his word for it.