Whoa, this really sucks: Russian Nuclear Submarine Trapped. Sounds like something from Das Boot.

Cruel Pranks #241: Hook up your roommate\’s computer to a Clapper without telling him.

Today I shot a roll of film around the airport. Mostly planes landing and taking off. Everytime a plane took off I prayed for a fiery crash. That would\’ve gotten me an A on my assignment.

Crank your speakers up to 11 and go to this page at Boneland.com. There\’s lot\’s more ways to waste time at work at this site.

Something to liven up a dull Saturday night: wavs of the 25 greatest Simpson\’s quotes.

Firms Hire Jerks to Improve Customer Service. They\’re basing it on the same theory of hiring hackers to improve security. Makes sense.

Awww, how sweet: Muslim rebel marries his hostage. And here\’s the best part of the story, the guy is also known as Commander Robot.

What\’s with this eBay For Dummies book? Who buys this stuff? People! Bidding on other people\’s junk does not require a $20 manual.

I spent most of the day taking pictures for my photo class. I never realized the difficulty of shooting 36 good, high quality pictures that I\’d want to frame. So I said \’fuck it\’ and shot 36 pics of my cock. Just kidding, it\’s 36 shots of my asshole.

I was at an Asian supermarket when I was in Sacramento last week, and the impulse items rack had these Oreo cookie ripoffs called Stereo cookies. I wanted to get some just so I could have the wrapper as a souvenir. I mean, what\’s cooler than stereo cookies? Quadraphonic cookies?