• In the past 3 days I\’ve seen 3 Ferraris on the streets. Kinda odd coincidence. So then I wondered where these people were going. I mean, you can\’t just drive a Ferrari anywhere. You can\’t take a Ferrari to the 7-Eleven for some smokes, a six pack and a copy of Juggs. That\’s the only thing preventing me from buying a Ferrari. I have the money, I just don\’t have anywhere to drive it.

  • Girl Locked in Freezer at McDonald\’s. What the hell were those employees thinking?

  • At dinner tonight I found out one of my roommate\’s dad is a Korean diplomat. So my roommate has diplomatic immunity. This just opens up a whole lot of opportunities. He\’s going with me everywhere from now on.

  • This picture\’s hilarious. It\’s even funnier when you take it in context (scroll down to July 2, 2000).

  • Wow, I wish I could take pictures like these at Lost America. I was considering buying a print, but they\’re $295 each!
    [ From gmtPlus9 ]

  • Another dull Friday night. I\’m going to see The Cell in about half an hour, so that\’ll keep me occupied for a while. I drove around Orange County for 4 hours today and I almost finished a roll of film. I was sort of depressed cause everything looks the same and there wasn\’t anything interesting to see. Same mini-malls, industrial parks, farmlands, and streets.

    I\’ve only lived in 2 cities my entire life, Pasadena and Irvine. And, to me anyway, they\’re fairly different. So maybe I was naive expecting other cities to have more character. Maybe it\’s not necessarily the rest of America that looks so homogenized, but LA sure as hell is.

  • My god, work is so boring. I was sleeping for the last half hour.

  • The Onion presents: Lawn-and-Garden Tips.

    • Mowing a pentagram into your lawn not only looks cool; it will also increase your dark powers.
    • If your family has been suffering a string of lawn-related injuries, consider installing natural grass.

  • My apartment\’s being fumigated today, so I can\’t go back until 4:00. It\’s just as well, I guess, cause I need to shoot a roll of film for my photo class. I think I\’ll just drive around town today.

  • It feels like the weekend. I\’m already as bored as I am on the weekends, so I\’m halfway there. I just need to dread Monday also and then today could just as well be Saturday night. I need a girlfriend or something. Watched Fight Club again tonight. Man I love that movie. Ewwww…one of my roommate\’s uses balls of wax for earplugs. I\’m just rambling here.