New
World Record in Hot Dog Contest. This dude nicknamed \”The Rabbit\”
won the contest. \”The Rabbit?\” What kind of nickname is that? Poor guy,
probably gets his ass kicked a lot. The dude who won the contest last
year is nicknamed \”The Terminator.\” He sounds like one of those muscle
assholes with the sleeveless shirts and the barbed wire tattoos around
his biceps. The second place dude is nicknamed \”The Big Banana.\” Heh
heh, I wonder why they call him that? The third place dude doesn\’t have
a nickname. Loser.
      Man, I want a cool nickname now. I
wanna be \”The Chief\” or \”The Dude\” or \”T-Bone.\” I\’m just rambling here,
nothing else to do at work. Maybe I\’ll go hit on that new intern who
doesn\’t talk much. Nah, I don\’t have the guts.

Riots
Over Lack of Drinking Water. Yeah right, we all know they were
rioting over the Lakers.

My 4th of July was fairly mundane. Went to a barbeque for lunch. Afterwards I smelled (smelt?) all smoky. Played a lot of Diablo 2, of course. I think I\’m hooked. My roommate went to see Weezer. Lucky ass.

Stupid Diablo 2, now my hand hurts.

This has probably been blogged to death already, so here it is again! The Top 100 Things I\’d Do If I Were an Evil Overlord. One of my favorites:

\”52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.\”

I got Diablo 2 today. Expect no updates for a week or so…