Goddamn it\’s boring here. I\’m about to just go to sleep. I think I\’ll blast my stereo and rock out, just so I can get a noise complaint so something will happen around here. Saw Scary Movie earlier tonight. I don\’t feel like writing a well thought out review, so I\’m just gonna say it was cool. Pretty sick too, I can\’t believe they just got a R rating.

DVDFile has a review of Terminator 2:Judgment Day. It\’s full of extra stuff like 3 different versions of the movie, 3 making-ofs, and storyboards. Terminator 2 was the first rated R movie I saw in a movie theater. I remember it was a big deal to me. I was worried they wouldn\’t let me and my brother in, even though my dad took us. On a semi-related note, I was carded when I saw Go in the theaters last year (I was 20). My old roommate still gives me shit about it.

Digial Photography Review has a, uh, review of Minds@Work\’s Digital Wallet. It\’s a little portable 6 gb hard drive that you can download all your pictures into. So you don\’t need to carry around a bunch of memory cards anymore when you\’re traveling. It seems cool, though I don\’t know how useful it\’ll be. It looks rather big, and it has the same problem as high-capacity memory cards: if you lose it, well, you just lost 6 gigs of pictures. Maybe if it was smaller, and much cheaper, I\’d consider getting one.

Employee of the Month Sad It\’s Already the 19th. Funny, but strangely sad too.

Relationship Goes Sour as Girl, 16, Glues Boyfriend\’s Penis to His Body. I don\’t think I need to say anything clever about this.

Actually, yes I do. Imagine if that guy had to pee.

Conan O\’Brien was the Class Day speaker at Harvard. Lucky bastards. Nobody as cool as Conan ever speaks at UCI.
[ From Signal vs. Noise ]

Doh! I just spilled milk all over my desk. Which is kind of strange cause I haven\’t spilled anything in about 10 years. Anyway, I\’m gonna have to get the Moog Cookbook CD now. I can just imagine myself cruising around Irvine in my Camry, picking up hootchies, harassing cops, street racing Beamers and Explorers, the Moog Cookbook cover of Evenflow blasting from my stereo at full volume. Awwww yeah.

Oh man, I\’m listening to a synth cover of Weezer\’s Buddy Holly by The Moog Cookbook and it rocks! Sounds like something you\’d hear at Disneyland. They do synth covers of pop songs like Smells Like Teen Spirit, Black Hole Sun, and Hotel California. Now I\’m listening to Are You Gonna Go My Way? It\’s so weird. Find some mp3s as fast as you can. Or if you\’re a prude, listen to the clips on CDNow.

Remember that cute girl I mentioned a few days ago? Well, it seems I have some competition. This dorky dude has been talking and flirting with her for a few days now. Maybe she\’s being polite and friendly when she responds, or maybe I\’m just rationalizing. Anyway, he asked her out today. Swimming and a movie or something like that. I couldn\’t hear her response, but I think she turned him down. Yes!!
      It\’ll probably be all my fault if I let her get away cause I\’m too scared to just talk to her. I\’ve lost count of how many girls I\’ve lost that way. However, I did make her laugh today. I don\’t know anything about girls, so maybe it means something and maybe it doesn\’t. Maybe she was just being polite by laughing at my lame jokes. Damnit, it\’s never like this in the movies.
      So, yup, love sucks, life sucks, and then you die, lonely and sad.

Jello Biafra Issues Call To Arms For Hackers. My favorite quote: \”Oh my, Meg Ryan is breaking up with her husband. Oh my, how important!\” he mocked. \”It\’s CNN, USA Today, Time deliberately not reporting the stories that affect our lives.\”