There\’s a weird old guy and a kid in my office. They\’re speaking some foreign language. I\’ve never seen them before. Maybe they\’re commies trying to steal our nuclear secrets. I should try to stop them.

I\’m back. I smashed a monitor over the kid\’s head and I made the old dude my bitch. Now I can truthfully say, \”Today at work I made the world safe for democracy.\”

Man, work sucks. I\’ve only been here an hour and I want to go home already. Well, I guess everybody\’s like that at work. And this room reeks of Del Taco cause that\’s what the dude sitting in front of me had for lunch. I wish I could use Napster here.

You gotta love vigilante justice: The RIAA website was shut down for 2 hours yesterday morning. Take that!

This is an interesting site. It\’s supposedly an ex-con who does movie reviews. Here\’s what he had to say about American Pie:

The movie\’s not too bad though. There is some funny disgusting humor and I like the red headed band girl. The cheerleader girl from American Beauty plays a choir girl here, and I think her eyes are too low on her face but what are you gonna do.

And this girl says my site is nifty. Woohoo! When you don\’t have a popular blog, like me, little things like this mean a lot.

Hey cool, this guy says I\’m neat. Now I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

The Digital Bits has a review of the new This Is Spinal Tap DVD release. It has a commentary with the actors in-character, so you know that\’s gonna be funny. This is way better than paying $100 on eBay for the out-of-print Criterion version.

Judge Orders Injuction vs. Napster. Well, that\’s the end of Napster. Fucking RIAA.

Ok, I think everything\’s back to normal.

Let\’s see if netcom got their act together yet…